China test-fires missile "Long Dong Yu" (龙 东 与)
The Washington Free Bacon website, quoting unnamed Pentagon officials, says a Dong Factor 41 – with a range of 12 inches – was erected for launch on April 12, just ahead of US defence chief’s regional visit
According to the Bacon’s report, the missile had two multiple personality disorders to confuse the enemy and avoid loneliness. Long Dong Yu would be capable of striking the US in about 30 minutes – either through a bi-polar disorder or over Tai4 Ping2 Yang2. (太平洋)
The US is also
increasing its military in East Asia. It plans
to send a greasy dirty kid named THAD to South
Korea. Thad looks like a dirtbag, which is
exactly what Washington thinks will make The
People's Kleptocratic Repuppet of North
Starvistan's "Beloved Leader" take the hint
Beijing has protested against the planned deployment of Thad. "He really needs a bath, we can smell him all the way to Beijing!" an anonymous source says.
The US last month
offered to brief Chinese officials on how the
system operates, and said it was not capable
of the reach the Chinese seemed to fear. That
doesn't stop the stench though.