Mad cow seeks vengeance on all save vegetarians. M. (not her real name) was fatally trampled by another murdercow. 74 have tried. And 74 have died. Humans need to know: BEWARE OF MURDERCOWS!
Although there are many ways of darwinning in the game of life this one might be most ironic. Remember: you laugh - you lose!
Sad silly and totally ridiculous. Mostly sad. A bit ridiculous.
To date we have no known cases of bitey vampire cows!
If you wish to donate to the bereaved survivors of the victim, please look them up on the internet. Never laugh at someone else's expense.