Here are two Choice Items salvaged from the smoking ruins . .
Gloatees: The fine tendency of hipsters to brag with no regard to truth. It doesn’t have to be true to be relevant or effective. “It was all I could do to choke back their tears, then I took them of course to their just reward…”
YGWFD: A demonic imprecation, intended to vent. Lies eventually get exposed. And then what? Pronounced YigWeFid, purportedly the name of a lesser devil, a real joker that one.
For further … edification ..