T Wrecks was rendered extinct by Boltanius Johannicus, to which we now turn our attention.
John Boltin’: 1) When one must go to the toilet immediately, whether to vomit or defecate, because one has eaten bad Mexican takeout. 2) When one must immediately rush to wage a blitzkrieg. Example: “Donald Trump is john boltin’ to North Korea for a fake summit.”
John Bolt On: Has many meanings, These follow.
- John, Bolt On: A portable toilet, in which a suspect is to be locked and interrogated, possibly using toilet water. See also: Chinese water torture; water board in.
- John Bolt, On: When one is locked inside of a toilet which is overflowing due to being jammed. “The john bolt is on. Help! Help.” Old Nick (q.v.) just loves their screams, devil take the hindmost. (qq.v.)
Source: The Devil’s Diplomatic Dictionary: Ann Omynous: 9781542571890: Amazon.com: Books