Hurricane Angie = Shitstorm = Soon to be History aka Shitstory.

 

Shǐ history
使 shǐ Make
便 biàn Convenient by extension bathroom, including: shit.
gèng more
卫星 wèixīng satellite Guard + Star
捕捉 bǔzhuō Capture catch+grab
形成 xíngchéng Formed appear+achieve
雷达 léidá radar thunder+reach
设备 shèbèi equipment installation+preparation
追踪 zhuīzōng track chase+track
飓风 ju4feng1 hurricane
台风 tai2feng1 hurricane